heidi's guide to success

step 1: befriend reality tv star in your fashion design class

step 2: lure new friend into false sense of confidence

step 3: find deadbeat boyfriend

step 4: screw newly befriended reality tv star

step 5: deny, deny, deny

step 6: get boob job

step 7: stage pictures with boyfriend frolicing on the beach

(and here's where her genius reveals itself)

step 8: launch a social network to end all social networks.  Enter: Speidiweb.com

step 9: profit

and now you understand why this girl

is so happy.